Things that make people question my sanity..
I’ll render you headless.. Just a warning.
Wait, what? Ha! Hey, hi! It’s been a little while, watcha been up to? Sorry I can’t reply privately, I’m on mobile. Did you ever get a phone? Give me your number, or I’ll remove your fingernails one at a time.. kidding.. not kidding. I miss you!
It depends on the circumstance, I suppose.